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"Private Property - Think Twice!" Vintage Aluminum Metal Sign - 12x8in Funny Home Protection Wall Decor Hanging Lazy Safety Signage
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| Dangerous Goods Or Hazardous Materials | No |
| Material | Aluminium,Metal |
| Place | Universal |
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"Private Property - Think Twice!" Vintage Aluminum Metal Sign - 12x8in🚫 Humorous Home Protection This 12x8 - inch vintage aluminum sign delivers a playful yet firm warning to potential trespassers. Featuring bold "PRIVATE PROPERTY" text, a graphic of a double - barreled gun, and bullet holes, it leans into dark humor with the line: “THIS OWNER IS: TOO OLD TO FIST FIGHT, TOO OUT OF SHAPE TO RUN, AND TOO LAZY TO CALL POLICE!” Perfect for adding a cheeky, protective vibe to your home.🌟 Key DetailsDurable Aluminum: Rust - resistant and built to withstand outdoor elements (or indoor use in garages, man caves, etc.).Vintage Aesthetic: Aged, rusted edges and retro styling mimic old - school warning signs with a comedic twist.Easy Install: Pre - drilled holes for quick hanging on fences, walls, or gates.📍 Perfect ForHome Exteriors: Warn trespassers with a laugh while marking your property boundaries.Man Caves/Garages: Add edgy, humorous decor to spaces where friends gather (and trespass jokes land).Gifts: Ideal for homeowners with a sarcastic sense of humor or anyone who loves unique, witty decor.😄 Protect With a Smile—Order Now!Turn home protection into a conversation starter. This sign is all about mixing security with satire — because keeping your space private should be fun, too.
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